The Squatches are a fun-loving, outdoorsy family that moved to the ‘burbs to escape the hustle and bustle of modern day life.
These weekend warriors love the millions of acres of Washington state-managed lands where they can fit all their outdoor activities into one, action-packed trip.
Papa Squatch
Interesting fact: Stands 9’2”, wears a size 39CC shoe
Likes: Fishing, spending time with the family, cutoff shorts
Dislikes: Neckties, litter, city-living, Big Foot hoaxes
Mama Squatch
Interesting fact: Wants to have her own show on HGTV about cooking ‘found foods’
Likes: Shopping, backpacking, organic gardening, volunteering to clean up the trails
Dislikes: Flip phones, unattended campfires
Lil’ Squatch
Interesting fact: Hopes to one day meet Smokey Bear
Likes: Hula hoops, road kill burgers and fries, camping trips
Dislikes: Organic gardening, wearing shoes, taking baths
EAR TO THE GROUND WITH DNR & COMMISSIONER FRANZ 