Meet Washington’s Newest (and Furriest) First Family

Take a walk on the wild side and watch the Squatch Family Video!

Take a walk on the wild side and watch the Squatch Family Video!

The Squatches are a fun-loving, outdoorsy family that moved to the ‘burbs to escape the hustle and bustle of modern day life.

These weekend warriors love the millions of acres of Washington state-managed lands where they can fit all their outdoor activities into one, action-packed trip.

Papa Sasquatch holding a fishPapa Squatch

Interesting fact: Stands 9’2”, wears a size 39CC shoe

Likes: Fishing, spending time with the family, cutoff shorts

Dislikes: Neckties, litter, city-living, Big Foot hoaxes

Mama Sasquatch

Mama Squatch

Interesting fact:  Wants to have her own show on HGTV about cooking ‘found foods’

Likes: Shopping, backpacking, organic gardening, volunteering to clean up the trails

Dislikes: Flip phones, unattended campfires

Lil' SquatchLil’ Squatch

Interesting fact: Hopes to one day meet Smokey Bear

Likes: Hula hoops, road kill burgers and fries, camping trips

Dislikes: Organic gardening, wearing shoes, taking baths

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